With a restaurant named the Heart Attack Grill
, it's incredible
to think that since opening in 2005
, no heart attacks
have been reported... until NOW
. Waitresses or "nurses"
write up orders or "perscriptions"
of their customers or "patients"
For food, you can order a Single, Double, Triple
, or even a Quadruple Bypass Burger
(the largest being a 32 ounce chunk of beef @ about 8,000 calories
as seen above. What? 4 layers of beef but only 2 of bacon!?
- What a joke!). While you're there, you can also enjoy some Flatline Fries
and insanely sugary drinks
. As if that wasn't enough, any customer over 350lbs EATS FREE
Fortunately, the man
who had the heart attack survived
... but in this case, you can't
say they didn't warn you