Madonna was a surprise attendee at the premiere of the historical drama 12 Years a Slave. But the star apparently isn't up on her movie-going etiquette. A witness said, "A blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting throughout the first half of the movie." The spy added, "Eventually, a woman next to me tapped her on the shoulder and told her to put her phone away, and the blonde hissed back, 'It's for business... enslaver!'" The observer later realized the rude audience member was none other than Madonna.
Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated, but the Kardashian momager says her late husband Robert was the one that got away. Kris tells New You magazine, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian. Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes. I thought I was so smart when I was young; I was fearless." Two people who have no regrets that Kris and Bruce have called it quits are the former Olympian's two sons. Brody and Brandon blame Kris for robbing them of their father, and they're more than happy over the split.
Office star Craig Robinson, was busted for drug possession in the Bahamas Wednesday, but got off with a slap on the wrist. The actor, who was in the Bahamas for a comedy show at the Atlantis hotel, was caught with half a gram of marijuana and 18 ecstasy pills while trying to board a plane. He faced up to four years in prison, but the magistrate let the Hot Tub Time Machine star off the hook with only a $1000 fine. He was also ordered to leave the country immediately. During the hearing, Robinson told the court he'd brought the drugs from the U.S. and simply didn't know they were outlawed in the Bahamas.
Shia LaBeouf was kicked in the groin after he filmed a woman vomiting in public. He was hit in the face twice and smashed in his manhood by a passer-by after he and a friend videoed party-goer Ash Nawaz and her sister Isis sitting on a curb after a night out in Leicester Square, London, feeling unwell. The ladies failed to recognize the American actor -and told him to leave them alone, but Shia reportedly refused to stop recording their antics provoking a stranger to intervene. Security guards from a near-by nightclub charged over to the scene and separated the men, before Shia and his pal fled the scene. The police were not called.