Remember back in May some crazy guy said that the world was ending on May 21, 2011... awkward, seeing as IT DIDN'T!! So what did he do? Introduced the NEXT date that the world would end - October 21, 2011 - aka this Friday!
I've made it a point not to listen to crazy people, but it got me thinking...
"What do I still need to do before I die?"
Buy all the Creamsicles from the grocery store on a credit card with a high credit limit and high interest rate (I'll never have to pay it off if the world ends) then just eat them until I can't eat anymore.