When you wake up in the morning, you expect to see the sunrise, maybe hear birds chirping, but you probablyaren't expecting a naked man in the woods near your house.
According to The Times Herald, the 36 year-old man was hypothermic and unable to speak with authorities.
Now, the BEST line: "It was unclear how long he had been outside or why he was outside naked." I'm actually glad the reason is unclear because it probably isn't as exciting as the reason I have in my head!
When you wake up in the morning, you expect to see the sunrise, maybe hear birds chirping, but you probably aren't expecting a naked man in the woods near your house.