July 31, 2014
6:34 pm
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Stupid News for 12/17/13

    A Florida man really stepped in some deep doo-doo when he walked into a liquor store and tried to sneak some up-skirt photos - with cameras that he'd taped to his sneakers. Robert Greis allegedly sidled up to the woman as she was reading a newspaper in the checkout line and tried to maneuver his foot into position to take some snapshots of her lady parts. She screamed, alerting her boyfriend to jump into action and hold Greis down until cops could arrive on the scene. The officers placed the sleazy senior citizen in a patrol car, but neglected to handcuff him, enabling him to destroy the memory chip from his camera, but the entire incident was captured on surveillance tape. Greis faces felony charges in the case.

      A Kentucky man really got the crap scared out of him when he sat down to do his business in a restaurant men's room - and shot himself with the gun he'd propped up on the toilet paper holder. The man took the weapon into the john while eating dinner at a local Italian establishment, and sat it down on the T.P., only to have the gun slide off and fire - testing the absorbency of the paper with blood from his leg wound. While cops weren't bowled over by the man's intelligence, they don't plan to file any charges, since he had a concealed carry permit and didn't harm anyone else.

     A Cleveland-area man had a bit too much holiday cheer before heading out to do his Christmas shopping and ended up getting pulled over for driving drunk - on a motorized cart inside a Wal-Mart!Earlie Watson was spotted drinking beer in the lobby of the store before climbing onto one of its motorized shopping vehicles for a trek through the aisles. He made a pit stop at the men's room, then placed a 12-pack of brewskis in the cart's basket, at which point cops showed up to question him. Watson said he was on his way to a nearby suburb and knew that he was in a Wal-Mart, but wasn't sure exactly what town he was in at the moment. He was held until he sobered up and released with a citation.

 
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