August 20, 2014
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Stupid News for 5/12/14

    A Detroit grandmother’s siblings are calling her Rambo after she used her licensed .45 caliber handgun to fight off two armed men who attacked her in her own driveway. Paris Ainsworth was shot four times during the attack, but was able to return fire with eight bullets of her own. Ainsworth, a grandmother of four, was getting out of her car when she saw two men approaching. She immediately reached for her handgun. She said, "He said, 'Don't pull it,' and he shot immediately. I said, 'You mother [expletive],' and pulled out my gun and started shooting. One, he was right in the middle of the street. The other one was right here on the side of the street." She went to Sinai-Grace Hospital for treatment, the same place where the wounded men showed up and were later arrested.

      Houston police are trying to wipe out a recurring crime wave by flushing out the identity of a man who has been caught on surveillance cameras pooping on lawns and driveways in the city’s Woodland Heights neighborhood. The disgruntled dumper has been leaving messes all over the neighborhood, and has pooped at one house at least six times. One neighbor says, "It's definitely not a nice thing to do to people.  Going to the bathroom in their driveway is not nice. That's definitely not something that's supposed to go on in polite society." It is believed that the pooper usually strikes late at night or early in the morning under the cover of darkness. The man usually cleans himself up with a paper towel and then leaves the soiled sheet on the sidewalk for someone else sanitize.

      Nancy Reed was having issues with the self-service checkout machine at a Walmart in  Washington when a female employee went to help her out. When Reed was informed that her credit card had been declined, she became upset and began "accusing the mafia of kidnapping her grandchild." The 60-year-old woman then said she didn't like the employee's "vibe" and allegedly stabbed her with a pair of scissors. A customer and other employees came to the rescue and the scissors were confiscated. While police were en route to the store, the woman began "dancing around and lifting up her dress." It's unclear how Reed will be charged because it appears that she may have mental health issues.

 
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Location : Washington
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