Do these pants make me look fat? A man who arrived at JFK airport last Friday was quickly arrested in customs for having, very obviously, 10 pounds of cocaine strapped on his person.
@JohnnyJet @nycjim Wanted: Lucrative work for man or woman with very, very skinny calves. Some travel required. Must not love dogs.
— The Points Shopper (@ThePointsShoppr) March 11, 2017
U.S. Customs and Border Protection Officers described the man identified as Juan Carlos Galan Luperon as “busting out of his pants,” when he arrived in New York from the Dominican Republic. The contents of his pants would sell for an estimated $164,000 (U.S. dollars.)
@nypost He should have worn Cargo pants,,,
— oui mais… (@ouiouimai) March 11, 2017
The New York City Customs and Border Protection shared this photo.
As if it wasn’t obvious enough that he was smuggling something, an officer said, “During his examination, Mr. Luperon exhibited numerous signs of nervousness and his pants appeared to be rather snug.” Two peas in a pod have more room to play than Luperon did.
@nypost @greta @welt @AFP @CNN @FoxNews @DRUDGE_REPORT Americans soon to be required ,to take off shoes and pants at airports ?
— PA_Cult314 (@PA_Cult314) March 11, 2017
He has been arrested and is being charged for smuggling an illegal substance.
