Technology. It has advanced significantly over the years. Before, no one would have known a hammer was stuck in your mouth. Now thanks to Snapchat and Twitter, one impulse decision can show the world just how far you’re willing to go for that snap.
This whole story is just the 14 year-old equivalent to, “hold my beer and watch this.”
Via Kaylee’s Twitter, @guillctine
This is Kaylee. She’s 14, from Louisiana and loves K-pop.
Kaylee told a Buzzfeed reporter that she was feeling a “little hyper” last week when Snapchatting a friend about a K-pop (Korean pop) group she likes.
“I was sending her pictures of one of them, [and] he’s good-looking,” said Kaylee.
Via Kaylee’s Twitter, @guillctine
The only logical thing to say back was, “He’s so beautiful I could shove a hammer in my mouth.”
Her friend said, paraphrasing, BET?!
After being called out on her bluff, Kaylee decided proved that Yoongi, is in fact, so beautiful she could shove a hammer in her mouth.
Via Kaylee’s Twitter, @guillctine
But then it got stuck…
how do u tell ur mom that u got a hammer stuck in ur mouth pic.twitter.com/JzPmehLfP0
— kaley ???? (@guillctine) July 26, 2017
By the time Kaylee managed to get the hammer out of her mouth, thankfully without a doctor, enough time had already past for Twitter to take notice.
jokes aside kaley Please alert ur mom i’m very worried
— begsy 3 (@odetofew) July 26, 2017
My mans had no part in this caucasian mess pic.twitter.com/x7CXY8kpAp
— kitty hawk (@DaIaiGoat) July 26, 2017
“Mom, I was trying to be Miley Cyrus”
— miles (@feverhowell) July 27, 2017
— ۫ (@kthseouI) July 30, 2017
Mom, see this hammer..u can’t touch this
— Garry Anderson (@GAnder79) July 29, 2017
“How’d you get those scars?”
“@ my twitter.” pic.twitter.com/5NkqzdVsVB
— Tayler (@taymarleyx) July 26, 2017
u cant,,, because u got a hammer stuck in ur mouth https://t.co/Lwxzp3mSqn
— elise (@coconutkink) July 28, 2017
Kaylee admitted to Buzzfeed, “There are ways to channel your excitement, and shoving a hammer in your mouth probably isn’t the best.”
Kaylee’s mom is certain that she’ll be known as “Hammer Girl’s mom” for the rest of time now…
Yes, Kaylee’s mom, you will be.
