A self-described “escort” arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge in Florida flashed her breasts to a judge to back up her claims of police brutality. Susan Surrette, who appeared via video feed in Judge John Hurley’s courtroom on a disorderly intoxication charge, told the judge she works as a hairdresser, but she has another job under another name…Kayla Kupcakes, an esort. Surrette also complained about her treatment at the hands of police. She said, “I’ve been beaten up by police. And also this too.” Surrette said, lifting her shirt to expose her booba. Her attorney told the judge that Surrette suffers from a medical condition, and added, “She’s somebody that needs help. She’s not going to get the help that she needs at the jail.” Hurley set Surrette’s bail at $100 and ordered her to undergo a medical examination.
The 15-year-old Iowa boy behind the presidential campaign of “Deez Nuts” said he plans to take his practical joke “as far as America wants to take it.” Brady Olson, a Wallingford teenager whose identity as Deez Nuts was confirmed by a tweet from his father, told Rolling Stone magazine he is a 15-year-old incoming high school sophomore with “no day job, no kids, no marriage.” When asked what qualifies him to be president, Olson responded: “The fact that if I can fill out a form so vague that it doesn’t include your age, or the fact that all get accepted even if they’re only partially filled, anyone can run.”
