Florida police arrested a local man after he reportedly caused $70 in damages to a church by pooping on the front door and steps. Louis Larson pooped on the steps of the church at about 5 a.m. Saturday. Byron Duncan an employee at a neighboring parking garage, saw Larson on the steps and asked him if he wanted to use the garage bathroom. Larson replied with racial slurs and continued to poop on the steps. Duncan and another employee then called the police, who arrived at the church to find Larson lying in his own waste on the steps. Larson, who also goes by “Macaroni Larson,” was previously found guilty on 30 separate counts of trespassing and one count of indecent exposure. Authorities took him to jail in lieu of a $2,000 bond.
Police in Beijing said a woman who wasn’t allowed to bring a bottle of expensive cognac on a plane chugged the entire bottle at airport security. The woman identified by the surname Zhao had the bottle of Remy Martin XO Excellence cognac in her carry-on luggage at Beijing Capital International Airport when security workers told her the item would not be allowed on the plane. Zhao apparently decided to drink the entire bottle on the spot rather than allow it to go to waste, and police officers said they found her shouting and screaming on the floor at her boarding gate, unable to stand on her own. The woman was taken in a wheelchair to a room where she could rest after the captain of the flight decided not to allow her on board. Zhao woke up a few hours later and thanked police for taking care of her. They said she was not detained or charged with any crime.
